Would You Like Some Cheese With That Stache?

This is my college buddy, Dave. He's from Albuquerque, but you wouldn't know it to see him now. He's obviously undergone some kind of a transformation. He lives in Paris these days, which is pretty cool and all, but has the immersion in frog culture finally started to get under his skin? I mean - I too have graduated from Natty Light on to some of the finer things in life, like a nice bottle of red. But a Euro-Stache? People who wear the Euro-Stache also frolic on public beaches wearing Euro-Speedos. It's a slipperly slope, old friend.