Monday, August 11, 2008

No. The answer is still "no".

How long could I possibly go on blogging about the power of the stache before I attempted to grow mine out again? Might I be able to finally grow something halfway decent? I hadn't tried in quite a while and some hair has started growing in weird places since I last made an attempt (plucking more than just my eyebrows these days...). Anyway, I got about four days into this stinker before I realized the answer is still "no". No, I can't grow one. No, I shouldn't try.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

with a stache you have to give it time. after a couple of days, anybodys stach is gonna look like shit...you have to let it grow, and ferment like ballsack cheese. or grow a beard (those are hip) and then cut it down into a stache. it prevents the akward time when the stache is still reaching its full big time potential.

Dan said...

thanks for the advice, but if you think my stache is weak, you oughta see me try to grow a beard. every bit as grease-ball, but swirly and patchy on top of everything else.

Anonymous said...

Dude, my stache is nowhere near good until after four weeks. I don't know anyone that has a respectable mustache in one week, let alone four days.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I'm 34, never grown a Mo before now (Movember 2012) and it's taken me 3 weeks but it's getting there (Hair fluff starting to overlap and making the thing appear more thick)... 4 days is nowhere long enuff! Let your mo grow, bro!